I have been wondering for a long time now, what makes Malaysian road users who they are? I mean, from the little travel experience I have, there has not been such similarity in road ethics or the lack thereof,in other parts of the world, in us all, well most of us that is!
*Har har har...
I've some interesting ideas on the subject, what say you?
a. THE STARE vs THE FINGER :
Ever notice how, when you overtake someone, or you happen to drive slightly slower than the speed limit and someone cuts you off, they turn their heads in a almost 360 degree angle and STARE at you! I'm sure if they had daggers they'd throw em over too..It happens all the time and every single day, that i think it's inbuilt is most Malaysians. They would not mind speeding up, even missing their turn, just for the HECK of sending their STUPID UGLY FUCKED UP STARE your way OR their TINY SADLY MANICURED MIDDLE FINGER! LOSERS...
Combo package : The stare and the finger
(*graphical illutrations, the MORONS are ugglier)
Wonder why? Here's my theory.
These MORONS, or LOSERS have LOSER lifes. They get bullied at work, have really small KAHUNAS and get teased relentlessly from everyone, and then go home to a loser companion who also gives em crap.
So, they wait, like how a predator waits for its prey, and ta daaa..They use the ROADS to get even..Where else can they be FREE TO BE IN CONTROL than ON the streets, espcially if they're some buff dude with a tattoo 'TINY' on his arm! I'm sure THE ROADS are the last frontier that respect can be earned and people intimidated = source of pride and dignity for some. Such delusions!
The last frontier of respect?
STUPID LOSERS with a capital L.
Grow up SHITHEAD! No one cares about your loser life and what you have to do to redeem yourself, especially not on the streets. Stop endangering lifes of the innocent, and cause fear in others. Just bang your head against the wall if you need respite, OR, you could choose to grow up.
b. The ZEBRA CROSSING :
Ever wonder why when you attempt to cross a zebra crossing in Malaysia, a car, more than a mile away will speed up and try to KNOCK YOU DOWN? He wants to TEACH YOU A LESSON, NOT TO CROSS THE ROAD WHEN HE'S DRIVING! So what does the loser want you to do, FLY OVER HIM? Stupid clown with a capital C. How many people I have seen die a terrible death because some inconsiderate PUNK is speeding on the roads and cares NOT for the lives of man? TOO MANY.
c. The LAST MINUTE DASH :
Ever notice how there is always someone who would speed up at the very last moment when the traffic light is about to change to red or is red already, at the HIGH RISK of knocking down someone from the other way?
What is he thinking? STUPID LOSER. He S..E..R..I..O..U..S..L..Y.. thinks he's HAMILTON and could pull it off, without endangering lifes? REALLY STUPID LOSER, period. Why? To reach home 1.5 minutes earlier + say 'I DROVE LIKE F1 STYLE ON THE ROAD' (*misguided joys of the tiny brained).
How many deaths will it take to TEACH YOU A VALUABLE LESSON not to speed you moron! I have seen too many deaths already, from such circumstances that it is apalling. DESPICABLE. How many times you think I see people being brought in stretchers with their brains in a separate plastic bag, after being hit by such a person? TOO MANY.
Yippee kar yay! &^$^#$&^##@$^%(*))(*
Grow up, be safe and be kind on the roads.
PRECIOUS LIFES WILL BE SAVED, INCLUDING YOURS.
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