Monday, June 09, 2008

" To do is to be " - Nietzsche, " To be is to do " - Kant, " Do be do be do " - Sinatra



Food for thought perhaps? Lets see what you have to say..
a. Ever wonder why people who have to que up in Banks and Postoffices, or even in our very own 'char koay teow' stalls for hours on end, do NOT complain or write complain letters, but if they come to the Emergency Department or Outpatient Department for crap complaints, and delayed 2.5 miliseconds, they KNOW HOW TO COMPLAIN & suddenly they ALL HAVE A1 IN KARANGAN!?

b. Every prick has a right to an M.C. If you do not give them one, they COMPLAIN.

c. Everytime the public complain, the doctors are WARNED to comply, or else...(*Swwiiing..head chopped off by Monsiour Sweeney Todd)

d. Who R..E..A..L..L..Y.. supports doctors in a fight? Maybe the Insurance touts or Undercover undertaker spies that lurk around casualty,*har har..

e. Why do people get MAD when a case of UTMOST URGENCY is referred to them at 4.59pm? Can anyone predict when a persons GCS is gonna drop or when he's suddenly gonna go into status epilepticus?

f. Why doesnt anyone open the MRI Room after hours to do urgent MRIs for eg : PREGNANT PATIENTS WHO HAVE A MVA WITH ICB/INTRAAB or even A SPINAL TRANSECTION PATIENT? Is it fair to subject the pregnant mums to dangerous levels of radiation from a CT scan/Xray because POLICY states the KEYS TO THE MRI ROOM is held by the KEYMAKER (from the Matrix) and only NEO can open them in the morning? Where's Morpheus?!! I have seen many a time that poor mums are subjected to this, because of CRAP policy!

g. Why does one not use the PET-CT machine for CT scans when our CT scan machine is broken down? Why the need to send unstable patients to PRIVATE HOSPITALS and DRAIN PRECIOUS RESOURCES : A doctor, nurse & attendant needs to follow the patient, the casualty driver needs to send them there vs attending to URGENT ambulance calls, oxygen tank usage(what about the oxygen for ward patients), for example in the Neurosurgical Ward, the poor attendants have to load and unload HUGE oxygen tanks for use in the whole ward because we do not have centralised Oxygen supply,use of the ONLY portable ventilator in the ward and the RISK of the patient collapsing there and HELP is all the way in Penang Hospital?
What happens if the ETT dislodges in the CT scan machine at the private hospital? The private Anesthetist is going to come from his home STAT and intubate him again, in case the M.O accompanying cannot do it? What about the ventilator settings for paediatric patients who are sent there for scans, who will help calibrate the machines? OH YES, i forgot, we have 30 M.Os and 15 nurses per shift r...i...g...h...t(* WTF!??)

So when one nurse accompanies the patient, the other nurses who are already overworked have to cover the other patients, and imagine the work, the reports and the amount of injections she has to give? What happens if more than 2 patients collapse in the ward at the same time? LOGISTICS LOGISTICS LOGISTICS..LIFES ARE LOST BECAUSE OF SELFISH LOGISTICS,but hey,since its NOT THE LIFES OF VIPs, then i guess ITS ACCEPTABLE huh??!!

Did you know that the PET CT machine could also be used for CT purposes? And its of quite decent quality too...I GUESS things like these are HUSHED up cos SOME PEOPLE DONT WANT MORE WORK, although it means LIFES WOULD BE SAVED! Sigh..the fally of selfish human hearts...and it STILL goes on..

h. How can certain departments want 'ALL' INVESTIGATIONS KNOWN TO MANKIND done in CASUALTY before admission? Do they think the casualty doctors have no other work to do? ITS NOT A DAYCARE CENTRE FOR TRIAGING, its the CASUALTY DEPARTMENT FOR GODS SAKE!?

i. It would ne NICE to see the PEJABAT PENGARAH STAFF answer their GODDAMN PHONES between 1-2pm??!! I called them once, someone answered and said,' We all need rest from 1-2, so call after 2, i am taking a napp'. Fuckhead!?? The arrogant prick...Maybe next time, the Neurosurgical M.O will not assess GCS during lunch hours in case a patient collapses or the Cardiology M.O will not PCI a patient who reaches the CATHLAB at 12.59pm because THEY WANNA LUNCH, or better yet,maybe the Anes M.O wont intubate a patient at 12.58pm because he needs to take a napp? BULLSHIT BEAUROCRATIC LAZY ASS FUCKHEAD ATTITUDE..LAZY FUCKS...THIS is a HOSPITAL, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 'LUNCH BREAK' WHERE NO WORK IS DONE!!!?!????? SHIT FOR BRAINS PEOPLE! SELFISH AND DUMB AND COCKY at the same time! Its a miracle we evolved from APES..i think its more like we evolved from AMOEBA! SINGLE CELLED SHITHEADS!( *am sorry, attitude like this makes me BOIL!)

j. What about departments which turn off their lights from 1-2pm,cos its LUNCH BREAK. FUCKHEADS..(* Dont believe me, take a walk during that time, and see for yourself). Maybe to get even, the casualty/O.T/ICU/CCU/CICU/NEURO ICU should also TURN OFF THEIR LIGHTS THEN?!! What say you we even the playing field a little?

k. People who call you up in the ward only to ask you what you're doing there?! What do you think? Getting a haircut?

l. People who take hours to clerk 1 patient in the ward when others are clerking 4-5 using the same time. Do you ACTUALLY THINK they do not realise what they're doing?

m. People who see 1 patient for HOURS during WARD ROUNDS, especially over WEEKEND ROUNDS, while their other colleagues see 10 during the same time. Do you ACTUALLY THINK they do not for 1 moment realise what they're doing and are FREAKING SELFISH KIASU SHITS?

n. People who leave ward work to the on call person. They SUCK dont they!?

o. People who pretend there is no work in the ward and sit at the counter talking while their colleagues scurry about like headless cockroaches settling ward errands!? They SUCK dont they?!

p. People who PARK their car behind yours and LEAVE THE HANDBREAK UP, so when you're POSTCALL and WISH ONLY TO GO HOME TO YOU BED AND MEAL, you SIT by your CAR like a MORON and sleep off on the ROAD, COS the asshole doesnt come even after the announcement is MADE on the hospital PA?OH yes, by the way, THEY WONT ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT DURING 'LUNCH BREAK'. Trust me, i've had experience!

q. Why cant TOW TRUCKS operate in the HOSPITAL COMPOUNDS when thieves can?(* My staff nurses car was STOLEN from the MAIN STAFF CAR PARK IN THE EVENING and also, a colleague got her bag snatched!? while walking to the car park). Who cares about the security of doctors anyways? We're expendable the last i checked!

r. ISNT IT LIKE STEALING FROM A BEGGAR when people steal from the DOCTORS ONCALL room?(*and i mean not the ONCALL food, which is also stolen from time to time).We SAVE your lives and YOU STEAL from US you ungrateful SHITS!?

s. Wearing LABCOATS = MEASURE OF SUPERIOR WISDOM AND HARDWORK, the cleaner the better. Go figure?!

t. When you PAYCHECK/CALL CLAIMS/TRAVEL CLAIMS are not banked in, no one from the OFFICE GIVES A SHIT, its your fault for NOT checking!?

u. If a medication is not served to a patient, ITS THE DOCTORS fault for not checking.

v. If a patient does not leave his BED AFTER BEING DISCHARGED,ITS THE DOCTORS fault for not forcing.

w. If a DOCTOR FORCES THE PATIENT OUT OF BED, he is a BAD DOCTOR AND COMPLAIN LETTER, HERE I COME!

x. If the doctor PUNCHES HIS CARD late, HE IS JUDGED AND PENALISED, but who cares when he leaves WORK, HOURS AND HOURS AFTER 5PM, AFTER DOING EXTRA WORK EVEN WHEN HE IS NOT ON CALL.Who gives a SHIT right? ITS HIS JOB REMEMBER, EVEN IF HE GETS HYPO IN O.T and is ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE FOR BEING ON CALL 3 DAYS IN A ROW = ITS HIS JOB RIGHT? SCREW HUMANITY AND COMPASSION, WORK HIM LIKE A 'FREAK ON A LEASH' and feed him bones, HE STILL HAS TO WORK. NO RIGHTS, NO CARE.

y. If a doctor DIES while transporting a patient in an ambulance, HE GETS NO COMPENSATION. They may even say why did he go, shouldnt the specialist with medical insurance coverage have gone?( *hinting that the poor doctor fought his way to spend 6 hours in a prehistoric ambulance to go all the way to KL and then pass away from an accident).Its his fault for dying.NO RESPECT, NO CARE, NO COMPASSION, that what this is!? And which specialist in HIS RIGHT MIND WILL VOLUNTARILY RISK HIS LIFE and go in an ambulance on a 6 hour journey, sitting in the backseat with the patient, unsure whether even he will make it ALIVE?

z. FEELING SLEEPY, DEPRESSED, WORN OUT MENTALLY & PHYSICALLY POST CALL = SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH. Who cares if there arent enough M.Os/H.Os in the ward and you have to work the same way on your post call day, against extreme fatigue, difficult patients, smug bosses and STILL receive 'INFARCTED REFERRALS' = Referrals from UTTER MORONS, maybe even go into O.T for another 5 hour OP, just as your specialists come back from a LONG LUNCH.Oh OH OH OHHH hold on, THEY WERE DISCUSSING THE RISING PETROL PRICES (THAT THEIR POCKET CHANGE AND ENTERTAINMENT ALLOWANCE CAN PAY FOR EASILY) + SHORTAGE OF M.Os/H.Os..How nice of them?! AWWW..CHO SCHWEET...
So untill there comes a time a poor unfortunate doctor dies post call from driving into the divider because he is SO SO SO SO tired, NO ONE WILL CARE enough to get enough doctors to run their departments. PERIOD. (*I pray no one has to DIE to prove a point)


When is all this going to END?
I SINCERELY HOPE CHANGE WILL COME
BEFORE PRECIOUS LIFES ARE LOST
&
THE BURNING PASSION TO HEAL MANKIND
IS INDEED
LOST FOREVER..
The end..


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